“Have you noticed that a lot of Christians talk in some type of code? It’s as if they have another language. A conversation with them would goa lot better with one of those universal translators they use on Star Trek when talking to various life forms. 

Christians use words that don’t make sense. It’s called Christianese. Here’s a quick guide to help you with the most common terms in their code talking:

Blessed: Not a response to sneezing, but a term often describing something positive. It may be used in response to small-talk questions. Example: “How are you doing?” “I’m so blessed!” English synonyms:fine, great, good.

In the flesh (or worldly, lukewarm, not in-the-spirit): Describes a Christian who’s not extremely religious or conservative and who’s prone to make emotional, hasty decisions. He or she may even watch an R-rated movie or listen to music that’s not “Christian.” Synonyms: fair-weather fan, untrue, insincere, being human.”

-quote from the chapter on Christians in my book