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10. If you are a scientist that believes in man-made global warming and the facts don’t support your theory, what should you do? Say the the science is temporarily wrong and the theory is actually right. These scientists might have more faith than me.

9. Motorcyclist flicks the bird, pops-a-wheelie, speeds off, and crashes. Of course, I would never wish pain on anyone, but there is a sense of poetic justice in this.

8. When running a bank, make sure you give your deposits of $200,000 at the end of the day to a real guard.

7. Pregnant cop asks for preferential treatment because she is pregnant. Judge rules ‘no’ because he is not going to treat her different just because she is a woman. Go feminism! It’s what you’ve always wanted.

6. A prospective juror in a pot smoking trial got arrested for smoking pot during the break. Unfortunately, being stupid isn’t illegal.

5. Somehow Wal-mart can figure out to do what the government can’t.

4. Not only are colleges becoming more enlightened by letting dorms be co-ed, now even the rooms are co-ed. Article complete with guy saying, “Like, it’s no big deal.” Of course not, he gets to see her undies every day.

3. Speaking of the over-sexualization of our kids, here is a truly tasteless ad BY DISNEY OF ALL PEOPLE to promote their kids underwear. Picture includes a girl under ten, puppets, and even cleavage showing. It’s unacceptable.

2. Watch video of Stephen King say that if you are illiterate and dumb you end up in the military or Iraq. Is he friends with John Kerry? I guess he’s a better writer than talker. Besides, what kind of an authority is a guy who makes a living off of writing about horrible deaths?

1. A tie for 1st between a man running in marathon has a heart-attack but is saved by paramedic also running in marathon behind him. That’s awesome! and Erik officially becomes the dumbest Survivor contestant ever and gives away his immunity! I guess there’s a reason why he slings ice cream for a living.

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