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10. Apparently, even some monkeys have taught themselves to fish and take care of themselves even though certain politicians would have us believing that most of the people in this country are too stupid or weak to take care of themselves and that we need government to save all us idiot ingrates.

9. 12-year-old grounded by parents for using internet too much gets punishment overturned by Judge?! I didn’t know internet was a basic human right. Thanks again government for helping all us citizens who are too stupid to parent effectively. And what does government do well? Just wondering.

8. Open your wallet big. It’s going to take $45 trillion to fix the effects of global warming. That’s right! They got that real number based on a theory. Remember, good science changes the facts to support the theory rather than adjusting the theory based on the facts.

7. When taking out the trash try not to throw out your $190,000.

6. 7 people arrested for cheering at graduation. The horror. AHH!

5. Katie Couric says that the media coverage of Hillary Clinton has was “some of the most unfair and hostile” she’s ever seen. What? I guess she hasn’t paid much attention to what she’s reading or saying over the years when covering non-Democrat canditates. Because that’s fair and balanced! It’s nice to see her bias not come through as a journalist.

4. Public School Board accuses parent of sexually abusing child and launched an investigation based what psychic said. Go Canada! You’re so PROGRESSIVE!

3. China lists rules for foreigners who visit during Olympics and says that those who are “mental” not welcome. Because their leader is so normal.

2. Al Gore is using 10% more kilowatt-hours this year after ‘greening up’ his house. He uses enough to power 232 average US houses. Practice what you preach much?

1. Marriage Therapist says having affair could save your marriage. Next week look for how living off credit cards makes your debt disappear and committing a murder is the way to save life.

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