*Click Here To Get Blog Updates Via Email*

10. As if New Jersey didn’t have enough people fleeing the state b/c of the high taxes, now they are going to tax the Big Mac. BTW-Economics 101: Taxes don’t actually stimulate the economy.

9. Baltimore City Councilman equated using plastic bags with Nazi extermination tactics!?

8. IKEA is being accused of mistreating German workers. It’s probably b/c they expect their employees to be able to explain the assembly instructions to customers for their furniture…

7. CBS reporter telling about his ordeal said it was better to be captured by Hezbollah terrorists than to be at a place like Guantanamo. This guy is a reporter? He’s supposed to be reporting facts without bias and doesn’t even have a grasp on reality.

6. Recap:Reverend Wright is a racist.

5. Long-time respected hurricane forecaster gets told to shut-up by school employing him b/c of his skepticism on man-made global warming. Added bonus: Article reveals that people make a living off of preaching climate doom? Who’d a thunk it?

4. Some researchers say that the oceans are actually cooling the earth. But then they use fancy double-thinking and made-up climate models (presuming on people’s ignorance) to explain it away and land back on the idea that man is evil and ruining the planet after all. What a relief! I was actually starting to think we were supposed to live on this planet.

3. Watch Paula space out once again on American Idol. But this time she is actually seeing a performance that happened in the future.

2. BBC news went through the effort of a major survey on the top 10 most controversial ads on TV to reveal the obvious and show how they like to waste money.

1. A WEDGIE IS A FELONY IN NEBRASKA!!! Well, not really. Police were called to investigate an alleged “giving a wedgie” incident. It’s a good thing it wasn’t an “atomic wedgie.”

*Click Here To Get Blog Updates Via Email*