It’s Christmas and you may be wondering what to get someone. You may be in luck–or at least in the providential flow of God’s sovereign will.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, may I suggest the Jesus toaster? With each piece of toast it burns an image of Jesus or the Virgin Mary into the face of the toast (see picture) for only $39.95.

Perhaps you have some very religious friends. Perhaps you are very religious yourself. Or maybe you are an atheist and just want to mock your neighbor or relative at the most wonderful time of the year. Then the Jesus Toaster is the perfect gift!

So get your God on and buy the Jesus Toaster from Burnt Impressions. Operators are standing by…

And yes, this is real.